Monday, May 18, 2009
Torture.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Cilantro.
Cilantro tastes like a stale plastic bottle that’s been rotting in a sewer for twenty years. It tastes like a quarter that’s been dipped in sulfuric acid. It’s horrible. At first when you smell it, it smells like moldy dish soap. You think it’s no big deal but you are very wrong. At first when you put it in your mouth, there’s a brief moment when you think, “hey this isn’t as bad as it smells” but then you bite into it. It’s soft then you bite into and you’re immediately cringing. It was painful to swallow that. Now, I need pretzels and water to wash down that horrible disgusting taste.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Freelanced Bracelet
About 1000 B.C. A young man was working diligently in a cornfield. His wages were low and his feet were aching. Once his work was all done and the sun was setting, he began his journey home. In mid-December, as you all know, the sky gets darker much quicker. Unfortunately, this young man lived 3 miles from this cornfield. He huffed and he puffed and finally he was approaching his log cabin. He entered and called to his wife that he was home. The fire was lit, eliminating the st onewalls. He sat back on a rocking chair and started carving a piece of mahogany wood. 12 little blocks later and he had a bracelet, a present for his wife. And then stop. No one knows what has happened to this man. All we know is that once on a summer day, Stephanie was walking home. She tripped on a cobblestone, a usual thing for a dainty little girl. Not a face plant, but a few cuts later, she carefully lifted herself off the ground. In her hands, without thought, she lifted up a strange object. She observed it and put it in her pocket. Forever hers.
I was built in a stone house in 1000 B.C. May 24 to be exact. My makers name was Henry Cahid. He worked on a cornfield and was never home. His wife, Katherine, wore me all the time. She often visited him to bring him a quick meal by horseback. Did I mention this was one of the richest men in all of England? Yes, Henry, my master was the brother of King William Churchill. I have been in the castles, in the parades, been everywhere. A royal bracelet you may say. The reason I am covered in holy pictures is because I was lost. I was dropped and needed to get home and I turned to God for help. And the only was for a bracelet to reach out, is to make its wants visible. I wanted to be found, more than you’ll ever know. I spent my time on the lonely streets of Essex for what felt like millenniums. In fact, as we later know, it was. One day, a raven scooped me up and I was terrified for my life. He wanted me for his nest. Selfish bird. I flew across the oceans and even thought I was terrified, it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. The one thing I didn’t know about this bird is that she didn’t have good talon – eye coordination. I fell, fell a thousand feet. I ended up with so many scrapes that are still present till this day. I gave up. I gave up on everything I’ve ever dreamed about. I took the longest sleep of my life, 2 thousand years. Until one fateful day in August, a small girl fell before me. I quivered in fear that this girl was hurt and I wanted so dearly to help her. She seemed not too hurt and carefully lifted herself off the hard, concrete ground. She grabbed me when she lifted. She looked at me and I looked at her. She was so unique and she figured I was too. She put me in her pocket and carried me to the next journey. We’ve spent years together. We’ve gone to the park, gone swimming, everywhere. She treats me so well and I’ve never been lost. She’s my best friend and I am hers. Forever hers.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Act I of Macbeth
In the first Act of Macbeth, we read that there were three witches that predicted the future for Macbeth and Banquo. (Macbeth is a great war hero and Banquo is essentially, Macbeth’s right hand man) They predicted that Macbeth would be Thane of Cawdor and soon would be King. They also predicted that Banquo would not be king but his children might be and he would be famous, just not as famous as Macbeth. The plot gets weirder when the Thane of Cawdor dies in battle and Macbeth is appointed Thane of Cawdor. Since this event happened, Macbeth tries to think how he could possibly become King. He gets the idea of killing him and his wife, Lady Macbeth, told him not to worry and that she would take care of it. As far as I’m concerned, Lady Macbeth is pure evil. She reminds me of a female satin. She demises a scheme to kill the King with the swords of his guards, who would be passed out due to excessive alcohol, provided by Lady Macbeth. There isn’t much I did not like about this act because everything was pretty exciting. Even though it is in Shakespearean terminology, it is somewhat captivating. I think I can relate to Macbeth in a way because I too, do not think I would have the courage to kill the King. What surprised me the most was how devious Lady Macbeth was. The book so far is straightforward but it does hint some foreshadowing. I think Lady Macbeth will go into greater pursuit to kill the King and will try to persuade Macbeth to kill him. The three witches will make more predictions and overall, Macbeth will slowly become mental due to these predictions.
Act I of Macbeth
In the first Act of Macbeth, we read that there were three witches that predicted the future for Macbeth and Banquo. (Macbeth is a great war hero and Banquo is essentially, Macbeth’s right hand man) They predicted that Macbeth would be Thane of Cawdor and soon would be King. They also predicted that Banquo would not be king but his children might be and he would be famous, just not as famous as Macbeth. The plot gets weirder when the Thane of Cawdor dies in battle and Macbeth is appointed Thane of Cawdor. Since this event happened, Macbeth tries to think how he could possibly become King. He gets the idea of killing him and his wife, Lady Macbeth, told him not to worry and that she would take care of it. As far as I’m concerned, Lady Macbeth is pure evil. She reminds me of a female satin. She demises a scheme to kill the King with the swords of his guards, who would be passed out due to excessive alcohol, provided by Lady Macbeth. There isn’t much I did not like about this act because everything was pretty exciting. Even though it is in Shakespearean terminology, it is somewhat captivating. I think I can relate to Macbeth in a way because I too, do not think I would have the courage to kill the King. What surprised me the most was how devious Lady Macbeth was. The book so far is straightforward but it does hint some foreshadowing. I think Lady Macbeth will go into greater pursuit to kill the King and will try to persuade Macbeth to kill him. The three witches will make more predictions and overall, Macbeth will slowly become mental due to these predictions.
