Cilantro.

Cilantro tastes like a stale plastic bottle that’s been rotting in a sewer for twenty years. It tastes like a quarter that’s been dipped in sulfuric acid. It’s horrible. At first when you smell it, it smells like moldy dish soap. You think it’s no big deal but you are very wrong. At first when you put it in your mouth, there’s a brief moment when you think, “hey this isn’t as bad as it smells” but then you bite into it. It’s soft then you bite into and you’re immediately cringing. It was painful to swallow that. Now, I need pretzels and water to wash down that horrible disgusting taste.