Frenemy

Dear Frenemy,

 I am writing this letter to you to tell you that you make me angry. You are a frenemy. Even though you are family, you piss me off to no end. The rest of your brothers I can tolerate, but you are just so…annoying. The way you act, the way you dress, the way you talk and your overall way of thinking is so aggravating. Every time I go to your house, I dread going anywhere with you. I’d rather stay inside the house and talk to the parents than go anywhere with you. If it is possible to be more annoying than you, your friends have accomplished it. They are complete jerks and have brains the size of peanuts. All you and them do is try to get in trouble. You think everything we do in Bergen County is boring. No, it’s not. Your town is just full of juvenile delinquents who only want to get in trouble. You make fun of me because I’m smarter than you and use a bigger vocabulary than “sup”, “you’re special” and “you’re mean.” You have tormented me for fifteen years. When we were younger, you pushed me off my scooter. I have thought of ways to get you back for being so mean but you always have something against me. Then, you threaten to tell my dad (your uncle) about all the things he shouldn’t know. For all the times you’ve made me upset,  you bother me to no end. But, you have helped me through some tough times. When I was crying, you held me so I would calm down. Thank you for being there for me and even though you annoy me, I still love you.

 Love Your Cousin,

Brianne